Atlantic City, recap

Currently listening to: Coheed & Cambria - The Light & The Glass

Woah. So we're back. I went to Atlantic City yesterday with Amanda Morrison and Dave Lavery and had a freakin blast. Here's a bulletized recap of the trip:

• Went to JD's in Manchvegas late Tuesday night. The bartender gave me a free Gin & Tonic. I knew this trip was starting well already.
• Woke up and flew to Philly at the crack of dawn. Tim doesn't like waking up early. I then get searched by the TSA guy and almost make us late becaue I forgot to take off my belt. What an idiot.
• Ate a delicious McDonald's McGriddle for breakfast. While delicious, it turned out to be the worst decision of the day (I was sick all day afterwards)
• While waiting for Dave in Philly, I realize that I know all the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. I proceed to sing it.
• Drive from Philly to AC in Lavery's car. It's a 1997 black-on-black-on-black Mustang GT. It was awesome. We bore Amanda with our talks of mountain climbing and robots to the point where she falls asleep in the back. Loser.
• Lavery begins the day with a joke/story about a guy getting his left nut ripped off while climbing a fence. The mood of the day has now been officially set.
• We walk up and down the boardwalk dodging seagulls, eating about 5 lbs of candy, and taking pictures with a dude dressed up as a crab.
• Lavery plays black jack all day while Amanda and I play slots. And by slots, I mean the penny slots. We ventured into the nickel and quarter slots for a few, but that shit was too rich for my blood and we quickly evac'ed.
• I got two free Gin & Tonics from the hott waitresses. Amanda would call them "skanks", but I'm sure they are really nice girls with good personalities. And hearts of gold. And big boobs.
• We eat lunch at the House of Blues. I get attacked by the faucet. Dave and Amanda now think that I'm crazy.
• On the way back to the airport, Lavery almost drives through a toll gate at about 50mph. The thing almost hit the windshield. I yelled "oh shit" while Amanda almost crapped her pants. It was ridiculous.
• Amanda and I, because we're running late, book it all the way from Lavery's car to the gate. We made it in 6 minutes flat. I'm pretty sure that's some sort of record.

All in all, a fantastic trip. I hope to repeat this and similar trips/events in the near future.