Nice Guys Finish Last
Lately I've been realizing more and more how very true this statement is...
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Just submit to the dark side.
Darth Baird.
legendary sinner and malefactor.
Then all you'll need is a hot red porsche and the ladies will crawl all over you while business partners will quiver with respect in a wake of dirt and smoke that coats their fearful smiles.
MikeD, as always, this was most heartedly amusing and masterfully written.
Darth Baird has a nice ring to it, but I think that my personal flagship will be a jet black Audi S4 instead. It's almost as awesome, but I can use the saved $$$ to buy toys and gadgets.
Just make sure they're evil toys. like guns, knives, and four bar linkages.
you will be feared!
On a side note, I would recommend talking to my good friend and roommate Jesse prior to purchasing any Audi. Post chat, if you still remain convinced at audi's superiority, he's selling his used silver 2001 Audi A4. If you bought it all you'd have to do is paint it black, scrape off the "A," and affix an "S" and you'd be all set.
Can you put me in contact with Sir Jesse? Any problems with my dream car should be addressed asap. Or, atleast prior to May 2007 (my plan is to by a new car for myself as a masters degree graduation present).
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