Pluto, the Poseur

Currently listening to: Dane Cook - Someone Shit on the Coats

I've always thought of Pluto as the biggest (or tiniest) poseur of them all, and I'm glad that some people finally agree with me. Pluto thinks it's soooo cool, hanging out in the background of our galaxy not doing any real work. All of the other planets are closer to the sun, spinning around in faster orbits of the core while lazy ass Pluto just sits out there.

And it doesn't even have a normal orbit. Ooooh, look at me, I'm eliptical. What an ass.