The day has come...

Currently listening to: Panic! at the Disco - A fever you can't sweat out

1. Drove to work in my Audi S4 - Check
2. Wearing a Lacoste Polo shirt - Check
3. Going golfing today while on the clock - Check

It's official: I'm now a corporate yuppie.
All I need now is a coffee from Starbucks and I can begin working my way up the corporate ladder.