Yah for shoplifting!

Currently listening to: My Chemical Romance - It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish

This just in! From now on, you have a one-time get out of jail free card at Wal-Mart to steal $25 or less and not get prosecuted.

Want a new cd, dvd, or anything else of small value, but have no money?! Don't worry anymore, just go steal* it!

*www.timbaird.com neither encourages nor condones the theft of products from Wal-Mart or any other store. Well, unless it's something really awesome and you are broke*