The ladies man

Currently listening to: Green Day - Holiday

So today we (the FIRST team) presented the year in review and a demo of the robot on the field to a bunch of suits in Nypro. There was food, soda, cake and cookies. Good times were had. I also missed 45 minutes of work. Double Bonus.

On the way back to my desk, I grabbed two cookies and brought one to my friend Bobbie in HR. I left it on her desk and ran out quickly because I knew she'd give me some crap about her "diet" or some other BS. I called her when I got back to my desk and asked her how the cookie was, and the following conversation occurred:

Bobbie: I didn't eat the cookie, but I wrapped it up and will give it to someone else.
Tim: But I got it for you!
B: I know, but I don't eat cookies.
T: Well, give it to that cute girl across the hall from you.
B: Who, that new girl?
T: Why not?
B: She's married, she was telling me and Beth about her husband the other day.
T: Did she mention the word "divorce"?