Work time conversations...
So I'm talking with a fellow engineer about a project, and he notices that I'm chugging down a 1-liter bottle of coke (I was wicked tired this morning and needed a boost). This ensued:
Fellow Engineer: you drink alot of soda. you should definitely switch to coffee.
Me: Eh. I don't really like coffe, I only drink those little Starbucks Frappacinno's and Latte's.
FE: Oh, girly drinks. Yeah, you need black coffee, it'll put hair on your chest.
ME: Ha, I'm all set.
FE: No, it's good. The ladies like to run their hands through it while they're riding you. Except of course when they pull on it when they get mad, like when you're watching the porno more than them.
ME: This is an occurring problem with you?
FE: Yeah, they hate it even worse when I'm coming from behind and they're on all fours and I put my beer on their back. Oh they hate that!
Fellow Engineer: you drink alot of soda. you should definitely switch to coffee.
Me: Eh. I don't really like coffe, I only drink those little Starbucks Frappacinno's and Latte's.
FE: Oh, girly drinks. Yeah, you need black coffee, it'll put hair on your chest.
ME: Ha, I'm all set.
FE: No, it's good. The ladies like to run their hands through it while they're riding you. Except of course when they pull on it when they get mad, like when you're watching the porno more than them.
ME: This is an occurring problem with you?
FE: Yeah, they hate it even worse when I'm coming from behind and they're on all fours and I put my beer on their back. Oh they hate that!
posted by Tim Baird at 12:46 PM
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