Bad-Movie Dating Theorem
So, in a series of emails today with some of my cousins and friends, the movie "Forces of Nature" with Sandra Bullock and Ben Affleck came up, and it got me thinking: That was the first movie that Brittany and I had watched together while dating. After that, I realized that the first movie that Sarah and I had watched when dating was "Resident Evil".
Thus, the 'Tim Baird Bad-Movie Dating Theorem' was created:
Boy + Girl + First Date + Crappy Movie = Failed Relationship
Has anybody else encountered this problem? Please leave your comments on this matter. MikeD has a similar theory regarding Olives. Ask him about it sometime.
Thus, the 'Tim Baird Bad-Movie Dating Theorem' was created:
Boy + Girl + First Date + Crappy Movie = Failed Relationship
Has anybody else encountered this problem? Please leave your comments on this matter. MikeD has a similar theory regarding Olives. Ask him about it sometime.
posted by Tim Baird at 7:30 AM
5 Comments:
Well Tim, come on. Can you really create a whole theory on just two pieces of data? What's your control setup? Geez, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
-G
I'll add this to your theorem. I saw Titanic with my first girlfriend. We laster 3 months.
Next Girlfriend was Alien Ressurection. You know, the 4th Alien movie in the Quadrilogy. We lasted 6 months.
can't remember what movie I saw with my next girlfriend.
Me and Shauna we saw the first Austin Powers. We're getting married in August.
I think that adds quite a bit of credibility to your theorem. In your FACE G!!!!!!!
Kurticus Maximus
ps: go do the online choose your own adventure www.yourownadventure.org
Interesting.........now I want to know how "bad-movie" is defined. Or it just has to be bad to the two in question? What if one likes it and the other doesn't?
-G
(I have no idea why I'm continuing this)
Gerson, you're thinking too deep into this. A bad movie is a bad movie. Everyone knows the definition of a movie that sucks or it doesn't.
And if you both don't like the movie, than both people are dumb for not picking a movie that both will equally like/dislike as their first date. You wait until after you've secured the relationship to start making the other watch terrible movies.
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