V-Day
Currently listening to: My Chemical Romance - Helena
So I was looking at the calendar yesterday and realized that Valentine's Day is now under 3 weeks from now.
This will be the first V-Day in many years that I haven't had a girlfriend or atleast a date to go out with on the big Hallmark/FTD driven holiday. I mean, last year I didn't do anything either, but, it was 2 days after I broke up with Sarah, and going out on a date was pretty much the last thing I was concerned with at that point.
So, here's the deal, ladies of the internet. I'm single. I'll have a slick new car to escort you in (with heated leather seats, I might add). I open doors. I'll buy you something yummy to eat. There might even be a flower of some variety involved. I tip well.
That ball is in your court now. Ring the digits if you know 'em.
On a side note, this is my 200th post. Woohoo!
So I was looking at the calendar yesterday and realized that Valentine's Day is now under 3 weeks from now.
This will be the first V-Day in many years that I haven't had a girlfriend or atleast a date to go out with on the big Hallmark/FTD driven holiday. I mean, last year I didn't do anything either, but, it was 2 days after I broke up with Sarah, and going out on a date was pretty much the last thing I was concerned with at that point.
So, here's the deal, ladies of the internet. I'm single. I'll have a slick new car to escort you in (with heated leather seats, I might add). I open doors. I'll buy you something yummy to eat. There might even be a flower of some variety involved. I tip well.
That ball is in your court now. Ring the digits if you know 'em.
On a side note, this is my 200th post. Woohoo!
posted by Tim Baird at 1:12 PM
2 Comments:
You could always take me Tim...and if you're lucky I might put out....
-deej
Don't think that you have been ruled out, Don Juan.
I've been to bed with you before. I know what to expect.
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