Monday, January 09, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Currently listening to: Dispatch - Two Coins

This is a PSA for all of you single people out there.
If there is a guy/girl that you like, JUST FUCKING ASK HIM/HER OUT.

While you're contemplating asking the person out and cultivating a set of balls to go and do so, it's a good chance that he/she will start seeing someone else in the meantime...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

TimBaird, As a member of "singleForce3000" I pledge to ask out women with such ferocity that they will have no choice but to succumb to my aggressive dating mantra.

January 10, 2006 at 5:32 AM  
Blogger Tim Baird said...

Becky: yes, go for it.

MikeD: Or they pepper-spray you. Either way, you'll get some action of some kind.

January 10, 2006 at 5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tim, would you like to go out with me Saturday? We could go 'driving'

January 10, 2006 at 8:45 AM  
Blogger Tim Baird said...

Ben, I'd love to.

Let's drive to that secluded parking lot that we did last time and I'll practice playing with your stick for a while. Then you can show me how to press all your buttons just the right way. I'd love to master pressing the clutch IN and OUT of your (gear)box.

January 10, 2006 at 1:36 PM  

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