The Good, the Bad, and the Audi
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Two Audi related things have occurred in the past few hours. They will now be discussed.
The Good: While driving in this morning, I noticed that my wiper blades seemed really wide. This didn't really make sense, because wiper blades are a common off-the-shelf item, not something that Audi would make custom, right?
So I thought for a second "crap, now I gotta buy custom blades. Those bastards!"
However, upon arrival at Nypro, I took a look at what was going on post-parking. Apparently, there are plastic wind deflectors on the bottom edge of each wiper arm. That's right, Wind Deflectors. To help with the aerodynamic properties of the car.
Pure genius. Unneccesary, but genius none the less.
The Bad: I woke up early this morning (about 5), realized it was way too early, and went back to sleep for another hour+. However, during this little nap, I had the WORST dream ever. I dreamt that my car had been stolen. STOLEN. gone.
It was horrible. My dad, Uncle Chris, and I went driving around looking for it, but we couldn't find it. I had the car for 3 friggin days and someone snags it. Bastards.
I woke up about an hour later, pissed. Pissed that my beloved new car was gone. Missing. Stolen from me. Out of frustration, I looked out the window again to see the vacant spot where it once was, and saw it there. It was then that I realized it had just been a dream. Boy do I have vivid dreams...
Two Audi related things have occurred in the past few hours. They will now be discussed.
The Good: While driving in this morning, I noticed that my wiper blades seemed really wide. This didn't really make sense, because wiper blades are a common off-the-shelf item, not something that Audi would make custom, right?
So I thought for a second "crap, now I gotta buy custom blades. Those bastards!"
However, upon arrival at Nypro, I took a look at what was going on post-parking. Apparently, there are plastic wind deflectors on the bottom edge of each wiper arm. That's right, Wind Deflectors. To help with the aerodynamic properties of the car.
Pure genius. Unneccesary, but genius none the less.
The Bad: I woke up early this morning (about 5), realized it was way too early, and went back to sleep for another hour+. However, during this little nap, I had the WORST dream ever. I dreamt that my car had been stolen. STOLEN. gone.
It was horrible. My dad, Uncle Chris, and I went driving around looking for it, but we couldn't find it. I had the car for 3 friggin days and someone snags it. Bastards.
I woke up about an hour later, pissed. Pissed that my beloved new car was gone. Missing. Stolen from me. Out of frustration, I looked out the window again to see the vacant spot where it once was, and saw it there. It was then that I realized it had just been a dream. Boy do I have vivid dreams...
posted by Tim Baird at 6:48 AM
3 Comments:
I have wiper spoilers too... ahh, gotta love german overengineering!
Dude!! I've had that same dream like 3 times!! Although one of them had my car parked in Peru for some reason.
I've never heard of wiper spoilers, do you have any pictures of them?
-Gerson
Tim, Im extremely disappointed. I expected to find intimate portraits of the S. I mean like the down and dirty pics....you know the type that I like. What is the holdup? What are we not good enough to show? She's not the ugly girl you try and pretend your not dating but really are. Give us some sexy-ness. Make her work for the camera.
-deej
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