Worst Salesman ... dog
Now, don't ask me why, but I thought of this the other day when I saw a Bush Bean's commercial.
In each commercial, we see our buddy Jay Bush telling you about beans, but don't you dare ask for the recipe, because he's telling nobody except his dog Duke. Then, to our humorous suprise, Duke starts talking about selling out in some manner behind Jay's back.
However, since 1994 Duke has been trying to sell out on the family recipe, yet, has he? Every commercial he has some scheme to pawn it off to some other company, yet, he never succeeds. Why can't he pull off this seemingly easy task. Every night Pinky & the Brain almost take over the world, and they only fail because of some minor insignificant detail. Plus they're mice. He's a TALKING DOG. How hard can it be for a talking dog to sell a famous bean recipe? Honestly, these beans sell themselves.
In each commercial, we see our buddy Jay Bush telling you about beans, but don't you dare ask for the recipe, because he's telling nobody except his dog Duke. Then, to our humorous suprise, Duke starts talking about selling out in some manner behind Jay's back.
However, since 1994 Duke has been trying to sell out on the family recipe, yet, has he? Every commercial he has some scheme to pawn it off to some other company, yet, he never succeeds. Why can't he pull off this seemingly easy task. Every night Pinky & the Brain almost take over the world, and they only fail because of some minor insignificant detail. Plus they're mice. He's a TALKING DOG. How hard can it be for a talking dog to sell a famous bean recipe? Honestly, these beans sell themselves.
posted by Tim Baird at 9:45 AM
2 Comments:
the best salesmen pets
http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omniweb/pet/ash.html
shamus
I don't really get it, but for some reason, I want to buy something from Omniweb....
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