Projectile Chinese

So today after lunch, the coolest and grossest thing to happen in a while occurred.

I had just finished my leftover chinese food from last night when I downed a glass of soda to wash it all down. I had the typical chinese food mixture; pork fried rice, crab rangoons, chicken fingers, and General Tsoa's chicken. The beverage: Dr. Pepper.

Post consumption of the meal, I could feel the carbonation building up pressure in my chestal cavity. It needed to get out. ASAP. The only way I saw fit was a good, whole hearted burp.
As the burp commenced, a piece of rice rocketed out of my mouth onto the table.
Needless to say, it was awesome.